From the country that brought you “I kept hot coffee in my lap while driving and it burnt my crotch” comes the latest in a long line of stupid lawsuits.
This one features Roy Werbel, a fabulously idiotic individual who is suing Kellogg’s over the fact that he bought Froot Loops cereal under the assumption that there was real fruit used in the making of it.
From the San Francisco News Blog:
“Kellogs intentionally deceived consumers into buying Froot Loops by misleadingly using the word “froot” in the title, Werbel alledges. He demands unspecified punitive and actual damages, to be paid to all consumers who have mistakenly bought Froot Loops cereal. Had Werbel known that “Froot Loops contained no fruit, he would not have purchased it,” his suit alleges.”
‘Froot’ Is Not Fruit, San Francisco Lawsuit Alleges – San Francisco News – The Snitch.

“Oh, I was going to do it good….you know, like an actor”