Trist

The Reeling

 

Earlier this week I had the pleasure of having the year 2050 mapped out for me by Smithsonian Magazine, in their “The Next 40 Years” issue, complete with a positive message from Obama.  Will our future look like this?

  1. Sophisticated buildings will be made of mud.
  2. Coral Reefs will be devastated.
  3. The catch of the day?  JELLYFISH
  4. New cars will be given away, free.
  5. Industry will generate energy in space.
  6. Oysters will save woles from climate change.
  7. 2,000 new mamal species will be discovered.
  8. It’s CURTAINS for the world’s rarest dolphin.
  9. Farmers will plant spinach in tall buildings.
  10. The nation will meet the tests of the century ahead.
  11. The heartland will rise again. (The US gains 100 million people)
  12. The top US Social problem?  Upward mobility
  13. By 2050, one out of three US kids will be Latino
  14. World War III will begin.  IN SPACE
  15. Most Americans fear for the planet’s health
  16. Unless we conserve, more people will go hungry
  17. An ancient grain, fonio, will fight starvation.
  18. Afganistan risks turmoil for 40 years
  19. Glowing squid will lead to new antibiotics.
  20. Health workers will eradicate malaria.
  21. Science could enable a person to regrow a limb.
  22. Astronomers will discover life beyond earth.
  23. How will we avert the dinosaurs’ fate?  Telescopes
  24. Brain scans will illuminate the infant mind
  25. Artists will run the world
  26. Novelists will need a new plot device
  27. Everyone will make his own music
  28. Secrets will reveal if young JFK was “vacuous”
  29. James Cameron will still be making movies at 96
  30. Stand-up comedy will no longer kill
  31. Native American youths will revive their culture
  32. US-Muslim relations will improve
  33. Evolution will continue, in reverse, humorist says.
  34. A medical lab will fit on a postage stamp
  35. Viruses will help build machines
  36. Goodbye, stereo, hello hyper-real acoustics
  37. Electricity will be harvested from your skin
  38. Crucial Energy will be generated with mirrors
  39. Your refrigerator will talk to you
  40. Reading will become an athletic activity.

1 Response to “The Reeling”


  1. 1 David

    Spongebob is super-psyched about #3.

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