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Trist

The Reeling

 

Earlier this week I had the pleasure of having the year 2050 mapped out for me by Smithsonian Magazine, in their “The Next 40 Years” issue, complete with a positive message from Obama.  Will our future look like this?

  1. Sophisticated buildings will be made of mud.
  2. Coral Reefs will be devastated.
  3. The catch of the day?  JELLYFISH
  4. New cars will be given away, free.
  5. Industry will generate energy in space.
  6. Oysters will save woles from climate change.
  7. 2,000 new mamal species will be discovered.
  8. It’s CURTAINS for the world’s rarest dolphin.
  9. Farmers will plant spinach in tall buildings.
  10. The nation will meet the tests of the century ahead.
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Trist

Naruto & Haku

 

Well hello everyone, my name is Trist, and I am one of NY Geekcast’s new bloggers.  I thought I would start off my geeky writing career with some gender confused anime.

I originally started to watch Naruto because my usual sitcoms were on summer hiatus, and I was looking for a new anime to watch.  I remembered that an annoying kid in my high-school classical mythology class was obsessed with it, to the point of wearing the ninja head band and maybe buying one of those dagger things.  (After I graduated, I heard that this kid might have had Asperger’s, and a few opening episodes of Naruto totally explained his obsession.)  Anyway, I quickly learned that ninjas were awesome people to be feared, and that Naruto himself was an annoying blonde boy.

Enter Haku, the pseudo-gay ninja.  Here I am, kicking back with a beer and Hulu after a hard day’s work standing around at the ballet (just go with it) and this androgynous guy in a mysterious ninja-girl outfit appears to throw me a major plot-shuriken.  I would like to say off the top that some Google-research shows that his sexuality and gender is a huge otaku debate, which will not take place here, but personally I believe him to be a nice gay man.  He likes to walk around in comfy kimonos, possibly taking delight in his gender confusion, and experiments with gothic outfits at the age of 9.  And has a wicked cool ninja attack with ice mirrors.

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